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Infused Lollipops (2 pack) - 50mg
$9.75
Flavors: Blue Raspberry & Rootbeer (aka the flavors of childhood rebellion)
THCa: 50mg Total (25mg each x2) - Like getting High-fived by a Cloud
CBD: A soft beach breeze through tussled hat-head hair
Flavor Profiles:
Blue Raspberry:
Ever wonder what blue raspberry actually is? Neither have we—but we’re sure it tastes like every summer you half-remember. This sucker hits your tongue with a wild berry-ness, then mellows out with an herbal hum that whispers, “Relax, - you’ve earned this.” Basically, it’s like licking a lightning bug that’s really into jam bands.
Rootbeer:
This lollipop tastes like the Wild West met a soda fountain and decided to take a nap in a hammock. Deep sassafras richness, a hit of spicy-sweet vanilla, and a nostalgic nod to those glass-bottle root beers you used to sip on your uncle’s porch. Except this time, Uncle Herb’s got something extra in the mix.
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Aromas:
Root Beer: Like cracking open an old-school root beer in the middle of a pine grove. Expect notes of anise, molasses, caramel, and just a whisper of skunky mischief. Smells like childhood… if childhood had a designated driver.
Blue Raspberry: One whiff and you’ll know it’s go time. Sweet-tart berry, a twist of citrus, and a gentle wave of cannabis aroma that smells a bit like blueberry & raspberry thickets growing next to a very chill campfire. Your nose might do a little meandering.
Effects:
Expect a slow, easy mental uplift, followed by a cozy body float that makes sitting on a log feel like reclining on a memory foam throne. You’ll still be functional, just slightly more hilarious and a lot more interesting. Great for loosening up, tuning in, and forgetting why you packed three can openers and no beans.
Warning:
May result in deep conversations with thickets of berries, an increasing appreciation for daily tongue calisthenics, and the strong belief that “Dude, I could totally go organic as long as I can use synthetic make-believe flavors."
Compliance & Care
Lab-Tested Assurance
Regularly tested for purity and potency.
🚫 Important Notes
– For adults 21+ only. Keep out of reach of children and pets.
– Consume responsibly. Start low, go slow.
– Not intended to diagnose, treat, or cure any condition.