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Blueberry Muffin
$65.00
Blueberry Muffin
Lineage: Blueberry x Purple Panty Dropper (Indica-Dominant Hybrid)
THCA: Enough to make you hum a tune you've never heard
Terpene Profile: Dominant Myrcene with Sweet Blueberry, Creamy, and Baked Goods-like Flavors.
Flavor Profile:
Sweet blueberry up front, creamy vanilla on the back end, and just enough herbal earthiness to remind you you’re still smokin’ something grown in dirt. Think of a warm hug, a fresh muffin, and a late breakfast you didn’t have to cook.
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Aroma:
Smells like walking into a bakery in a flannel shirt and slightly questionable life direction. Sweet berries, fresh dough, and a bit of pine—like someone left a pie cooling in the middle of the woods.
Effects:
Warm, mellow, and just a tad floaty. You’ll feel the stress melt out of your spine like butter on hot cornbread. Great for slow mornings, lazy afternoons, or those evenings when the only plan is “absolutely nothing.”
Best Outdoor Activity:
Leaning against a tree with zero urgency. Maybe fishing, maybe hammocking, maybe just lookin’ at birds and pretending you know their names. Ideal for when you want to “get outside” without actually doing much outside.