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Cookies 'n Creme - 50mg
$9.75
Flavor: Cookies & Cream (aka the flavor of adult indulgences)
THCa: 50mg - Like Old Warm Feelings of Home & Hearth... if the Fire Talked Back.
CBD: Warm Toes lead to a Warm Heart
Sweet, rich, and just crumbly enough to make you feel like you’re camping in your living room recliner with no regrets. Just the right amount of crunchy indulgence and soft-creamy insides... like a grasshopper tastes to a frog. “Because sometimes the only trail you’re blazing is between the couch and the cabinet.”
Flavor Profile:
Imagine two rich, crunchy chocolate cookies sandwiching a velvety layer of creamy filling that tastes like you're re-living your childhood. The chocolate crisps deep and dark, like a bear growl at dusk, while the filling is sweet, smooth, and just reckless enough to make you feel like you’re doing something a little illegal (which, depending on where you live, you might be — check your map, Ranger.)
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Aromas:
Crack open the bag and a wave of nostalgic goodness comes rushing out—think cocoa, vanilla, and a subtle waft of herbaceous joy, like someone hotboxed a bakery. Smells like a crispy, creamy dessert at Grandma’s house, if Grandma was super chill and called you “dude.” It’s equal parts Grandma’s kitchen and that one buddy’s garage who “only smokes outside now.”
Effects:
These cookies hit like a comfy chair by the fire after a long hike. Starts with a heady lift, followed by a slow-melting body buzz that turns your flannel into a weighted blanket and your couch into a memory foam raft. You’ll feel euphoric, mellow, and perfectly okay with not moving for a while. It’s OK, the outdoors will understand.
Warning:
May lead to high levels of coziness, daydreams of thru-hikes you never started, mid-day naps, and an unshakable belief that your recliner is the perfect spot to commune with nature (via the National Geographic channel and a space heater).
Compliance & Care
Lab-Tested Assurance
Regularly tested for purity and potency.
🚫 Important Notes
- For adults 21+ only. Keep out of reach of children and pets.
- Consume responsibly. Start low, go slow.
- Not intended to diagnose, treat, or cure any condition.