100% FEDERALLY LEGAL • FREE SHIPPING OVER $99
Frosted Donutz
$50.00
Strain Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
THCa: Stronger Than a Baptist Sermon in July
CBD: Just a little glazing…
If sweet tea had a wild cousin who ran moonshine, kissed trouble on the mouth, and grew weed behind the barn, her name would be Frosted Donutz. This ain’t your average sticky-icky.
This is full-bodied, sugar-slick, backwoods herbology with an attitude. Frosted Donutz is the strain you spark when you’re ready to laugh at the law, eat like a raccoon in a dumpster, and grin like you just outran Sheriff Buford T. Justice.
Flavor Profile:
Like biting into a powdered donut while someone revs a Harley in the distance. Notes of vanilla glaze, creamy cake, and a diesel kick that reminds you this little lady’s got horsepower under the hood.
Quantity
More Product Information
Aroma:
Sweet like Sunday breakfast, but with enough funk to make your Meemaw raise an eyebrow. Hints of fresh dough, earthy sass, and something that smells suspiciously like freedom.
Effects:
Hits the brain with a euphoric slap - like you just told your boss to go to hell and went fishin’ instead of workin’. Then it eases down your spine like molasses on a hot biscuit. You’ll feel lighter than a coon dog on moon rocks, but sharp enough to solve mysteries like “Where the hell did I put my lighter?”
Best Outdoor Activity:
Loungin’ in a camping chair, hollerin’ at toads, and pretending you’re gonna fix that broken fence tomorrow. Ideal for creekside meditations, porch naps, or making bold statements like, “I could totally outrun that dude if my ‘Cuda was out of the shop.”
Best Food Pairing:
Donuts, obviously. But also fried catfish, chili dogs, or gas station burritos that should’ve been condemned. Bonus points if it comes wrapped in paper and tastes like regret mixed with glory.
Warning:
May result in high levels of snack consumption, unsolicited banjo appreciation, and the sudden urge to tell the government to mind its damn business.
Handle with the same respect you’d give a Rattlesnake in a Cage.