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Gush Mintz - (Med)
$50.00
Strain Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
THCa: Strong Enough to Make a Catholic Priest Swear and a Stray Goat Faint
CBD: “May the Road Rise to Meet You”
Gush Mintz is the kind of strain that don’t ask questions and don’t take prisoners. A thick, heavy-hitting indica with all the grace of a brick through a pub window, it’s for folks who’ve seen a few things, done a few more, and now just want to sit their arse down and melt into the landscape.
Flavor Profile:
A sharp slap of mint right to the teeth, followed by earthy diesel, sweet berry, and a strange but pleasant taste of “mind your own damn business.” It’s bold, brash, and smoother than your Uncle Seamus’ excuses for missing Christmas.
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Aroma:
Think wet forest, cold iron, and cheap cologne left in a fishing vest since ‘03. There’s sweetness buried in there somewhere, but it’s surrounded by raw nature and a slew of more recent questionable decisions.
Effects:
This isn’t the kind of high that plays nice. First it settles into your limbs like a stubborn hangover, then it works its way up until your thoughts are thick as sheep wool in January. You’ll be heavy, happy, and half-useless for anything except sittin’ still and grumbling about the government.
Best Outdoor Activity:
Sittin’ on a granite rock judging the weather. Walking aimlessly just for the peace of it. Good for stoking a fire, telling lies with conviction, or staring off at the hills like they personally insulted your mother.
Best Food Pairing:
Anything fried, fatty, or straight from a tin. Corned beef and crisps, day-old stew, or sausage rolls from a petrol station you wouldn’t let your dog piss behind.
Warning:
May cause prolonged sitting, deep sighs, and unsolicited opinions on the downfall of modern society. Avoid heavy machinery, long walks, and people who ask too many questions.
“May your Enemies be Tormented with Itching... Without the Benefit of Scratching”