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Pink Runtz - (Smalls)
$50.00
Strain Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
THCa: High Enough to Make You Flirt with a Fence Post
CBD: Just call me Sweetheart…
Don’t let the bubblegum name fool you—This Runtz might be pretty in pink, but she hits like your cousin’s bad-tempered mule. She’s sugar, spice, and just enough bad-decision energy to make a Sunday family picnic feel smooth, sexy, and dangerously provocative. Like the kind of Southern trouble you’d follow down a dirt road without asking where it ends.
Flavor Profile:
Straight-up fruit seduction. Bursting with notes of ripe berries, tropical tang, and just a whisper of vanilla cream. It’s like makin’ out with a rainbow snow cone—juicy, cold, and a little messy. So sweet you’ll be smacking your lips like you just kissed a peach in July.
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Aroma:
Flirty as hell. Think wildflowers, candy shop, and a sultry undertone of skunk that reminds you this ain’t no lightweight. Smells like the inside of a candy store run by outlaws—fruity, floral, and faintly skunky, like someone tried to cover up their stash with a pack of Bubblicious. It’s equal parts sweet and suspicious. One sniff and you’ll be flashin’ grins like you’ve got secrets to keep, and plans to ruin.
Effects:
Starts off playful and giddy—makes your cheeks warm and your thoughts extra shady. Then she slides into your body slow and easy, leaving you relaxed, smooth talkin’, and feelin’ like the main character in a steamy Southern romance that probably ends with someone skinny-dipping. Great for good company, bold texts, and dancing like nobody’s judgin’ (but everyone’s watching!). Great for mood lifting, wanderlusting, or daydreaming about what life might’ve been if you’d actually stuck with that goat yoga idea.
Best Outdoor Activity:
Slow walks that somehow turn into long talks. Stargazin’, creek splashin’, or gettin’ lost in the woods with someone who laughs at dumb jokes. Perfect for riverside chillin’, pickin’ flowers, or sneakin’ off to “check the fence” and not coming back for two+ hours. This is the strain for sunset mischief and moonlit flirtations.
Best Food Pairing:
Chocolate-covered strawberries, honey-drizzled biscuits, or that sinful slice of peach cobbler you swore you wouldn’t touch. Anything that’s sticky, sweet, and makes you close your eyes when you taste it. Bonus points if it’s drippin’ in sauce and requires at least three napkins.
Warning:
May cause sexy confidence, flirty behavior, and an irresistible urge to whisper “y’all wanna ride?” even when there’s nowhere to go. Handle with the same care you’d give a firecracker in a mailbox.